Meet the Sweetbird

The Sweetbird is a bit of a mystery. We know for sure that he is plump and has certain enthusiasms and eccentricities. We have managed to gather a few more facts about him, which we present here (unfortunately we cannot guarantee their accuracy).

• He only weighs one apple
• If he wasn't involved in syrups he'd be a trucker or a film extra
• He likes listening to Muddy Waters and Jessica Simpson
• He's bad tempered in the morning
• His favourite food is jelly
• He likes to holiday in Rio
• He owns two pairs of shoes but only one sock
• He, like so many of us, went through a rocky patch in his early years
• He has issues with flying (but we don't talk about it)
• He likes to watch Countdown and Top Gear.